I Watched What Happened

As a reality smut enthusiast, Sunday has become a “must see tv” day/night for me. It’s like a parade of foolishness and fuckery that I must witness!

We start the day off with “Basketball Wives” so inappropriately named because only one is a wife (soon to be divorced) and the others have never even BEEN wives before (except for Executive Producer Shaunie O’Neal, ex-wife of Shaq). All of their tags say “ex-girlfriend of so&so” or “mother of so&so’s child”. Be for real ladies. Shaunie is a genius. She lured the network executives and the public in thinking there would be some juicy insider gossip and we fell for it. Stupidly. I mean really, what NBA player is going to allow his wife to go on some crazy ass reality show telling all of their business and participating in drama and foolishness? Not many. Plus, since Shaunie and Shaq are divorced, I’m sure he got all of their NBA friends in the settlement and those guys wouldn’t cross Shaq by letting their wives on that blasted show.

So, being the drama lusting sheep we are, we all tuned into this thing and discovered there are no “wives” on the show. Just DRAMA from Shaunie and her “circle”! And we continue to tune in because the drama is entertaining regardless of these women’s marital status. I laugh and cringe at how ridiculously childish these grown women behave and this week there were plenty chuckles to be had. Evelyn “Evil One” Lozado and Jennifer “Wife of Eric” Williams crashing a charity event was ridiculous. They could have at least spent some money so they wouldn’t come off as complete assholes! Evil One really thinks her shit don’t stink and that she runs Miami. I lived there 5years and never heard of her ass. And I’m nosey as hell. So go figure.

Tami”It Wasn’t Not Funny” Roman was off the chain as well. Homegirl got drunk and went SLAM OFF over a comment Wife of Eric made like 2 weeks ago about her being on food stamps. Tami’s rant didn’t even make sense. Especially when she had been giving the charity event’s host pure HELL for not inviting Evil One and Wife of Eric in the first place. She took her shoes off and commenced to cussin and showin her entire ass. All because Wife of Eric said she has never seen a food stamp before. Grown women. With children!!

Moving on (briefly) to “Brandy & Ray J: A Family Business”. Ray J is a cornball. And the fact that Shorty Mack has a girlfriend who doesn’t appear to have any extra chromosomes just messes with my mind. Clearly I’m doing something wrong. These two clowns and the rest of their “posse” are so friggin corny it’s not even funny. They’re like the guys in high school who SWORE they were the shit but were only popular amongst their own crew. That’s sad. I have nothing else to say about this stupid show except that Brandy is such a desperado. I’m sick of her. I don’t know how she’s going to be despo for a man and then get angry because her date asked if she REALLY named her daughter after some wine. Well that’s what she said!! He was just reacting to it. And appropriately so! I guess she thought Sy’Rai was “classier” than Alize so how dare he make a face.

These two shows baffle me because the people on them were already famous or associated with famous people and I just can’t imagine what would make them do a program that tells all of their business. The Norwoods try to control their image (like Brandy not allowing her daughter on the show) but in all of that control, they still end up looking stupid, so why do it? Leave the “reality” shows to the average Snooki & NeNe to get their 15minutes.


About What Looks Like Crazie...

What looks like CRAZIE, is just me. A perfectly flawed circus of contradictions: misanthropic people person; brilliant underachiever; ambitious slacker; tender-hearted bitch; thoughtful mean girl; prudish freak; crazed sanity; bold insecurity; adorable hot mess.
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